If the democrats were smart, they would help the respongicans pass marriage laws in all the other states where it's not already a law in 2005 to get it over with. if democrats were smart (and this is being cynical) they would have Cancer/Diabetes benifits instead of AIDS benefits - because nobody in the red states are gay or get AIDS, but diabetes is so pervasive that you see lots of diabetes tester ads on TV and everyone can get cancer.
Monday, November 08, 2004
Tuesday, November 02, 2004
The SPAZ act of 2005
Ironically, Congress' one attempt to deal with the legacy of 2000 may lead to the greatest legal fights in 2004. Two years ago, Congress passed the Help America Vote Act (HAVA). It sought to address some of the problems from the last election by imposing a new requirement on the states.
This election will lead to the Stinking Politicians Are Zeros Act (SPAZ). It deports all people who show an interest in being a politician to the island of Bora Bora because the American public is just bored with them, the half-truths, the ads, etc., so they can live on their own island and Bora Bora themselves and leave the rest of us alone.
This election will lead to the Stinking Politicians Are Zeros Act (SPAZ). It deports all people who show an interest in being a politician to the island of Bora Bora because the American public is just bored with them, the half-truths, the ads, etc., so they can live on their own island and Bora Bora themselves and leave the rest of us alone.
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