We've got the Florida Gators vs. the George Mason Patriots and the LSU Tigers vs. the UCLA Bruins.
Gators eat Mel Gibson 
Tigers eat Bruins
Those were easy
Now, a tiger vs. a gator is tricky. If the gator can snap down on the tiger's nose, the tiger is history, but the tiger is really fast. I know a grizzly bear can beat a gator because I saw it on the Discovery Channel, but a cat has to catch it's prey from behind - that's why you never turn your back on a cat of any size.
Therefore, Gators eat Tigers and Florida wins it all.
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Well, I had the Gators correct. Being a UC Berkeley alumni, I'm just anti-UCLA, so I guess the Bruins aren't really baby bears.
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Gators eat Tigers? No way. Tigers can swim too you know. A gator is too slow. A tiger would dominate.
I'm not even sure a gator can eat a patriot. Haven't you ever heard of Steve Irwin?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steve_Irwin
Assault with a deadly fish - a crime story from Florida, where else? http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0719041gator1.html
Alligators are more deadly than sharks - http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/attacks/relariskgator.htm
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