Tuesday, March 28, 2006

2006 NCAA Final Four

There's no real way to tell which team is going to win, so just use the Mascot test.

We've got the Florida Gators vs. the George Mason Patriots and the LSU Tigers vs. the UCLA Bruins.

Gators eat Mel Gibson

Tigers eat Bruins
Those were easy

Now, a tiger vs. a gator is tricky. If the gator can snap down on the tiger's nose, the tiger is history, but the tiger is really fast. I know a grizzly bear can beat a gator because I saw it on the Discovery Channel, but a cat has to catch it's prey from behind - that's why you never turn your back on a cat of any size.

Therefore, Gators eat Tigers and Florida wins it all.

Well, I had the Gators correct. Being a UC Berkeley alumni, I'm just anti-UCLA, so I guess the Bruins aren't really baby bears.


BetaCygni said...

Gators eat Tigers? No way. Tigers can swim too you know. A gator is too slow. A tiger would dominate.

I'm not even sure a gator can eat a patriot. Haven't you ever heard of Steve Irwin?


Carbubble said...

Assault with a deadly fish - a crime story from Florida, where else? http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0719041gator1.html

Carbubble said...

Alligators are more deadly than sharks - http://www.flmnh.ufl.edu/fish/sharks/attacks/relariskgator.htm